URSS

A Russian tourist arrives at London's Heathrow airport.
As he fills out the entry form, the immigration officer asks him:
-Occupation?
The Russian promptly replies:
-No, no, just visiting!

The perfect rman script backup

The perfect rman script backup:
run
{
allocate channel t1 type disk;
BACKUP AS COMPRESSED BACKUPSET check logical INCREMENTAL LEVEL 0 DATABASE filesperset 1 plus archivelog format '/mnt/u05/backuptest/backup_%d_set%s_piece%p_copy%c_%T_%U' TAG = DB_BACK_FULL_DAILY ;
backup current controlfile format '/mnt/u05/backuptest/backup_controlfile_%d_DBID%I_%T_%U.ctl' TAG=CTL_BACK_FULL_DAILY;
backup spfile format '/mnt/u05/backuptest/backup_parameter_%d_DBID%I_%T_%U.ctl' TAG=PARAM_BACK_FULL_DAILY ;
delete obsolete;
release channel t1;
}

Oscar si Tanti Roz

"...din orice moment al vietii tale poti incepe sa ti-o si traiesti"

banc DE

Un african, tocmai recunoscut ca azilant, se plimba mândru pe strazile noului sau oras.

El se adreseaza primului întâlnit, spunându-i: "Multumesc draga germanule, va multumesc ca m-ati primit în tara voastra minunata, ca mi-ati oferit ajutor, adapost si asigurare medicala.

11.1 new features

Oracle Database 11.1 New Features : Summary [ID 466931.1]

How to fix Nologging Changes

Rolling a Standby Forward using an RMAN Incremental Backup To Fix The Nologging Changes [ID 958181.1]

Daca nu iti pasa de nimic vei trai mai mult

Paradoxul anti-agging : http://www.cristianmargarit.ro/2010/03/sanatate/paradoxul-anti-aging

Stresul: inamicul public numarul 1 : http://www.itex.ro/blog/consultanta-gratuita/inamicul-public-numarul-1-stresul/

Revigorant

Locul potrivit :

Crede si nu cerceta

"Trupul e o slugă bună, dar un stăpân hain"

Mi casa e su casa

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